Art Heist (2004)
Art Heist (2004) -***
Directed By: Bryan Goeres
Starring: William "Billy" Baldwin, Ellen Pompeo, and Ed Lauter
"Art Heist" feels like "The Return of Bruno" CD by Bruce Willis.
I say that because the backup singers do most of the work. Just like William Baldwin, Abel Folk, and Ed Lauter do most of the work. Ellen Pompeo, like Willis, can't carry the heavy load of being the main character (or Singer). The script is a little weak and Pompeo makes it worse, with her dull line readings. Thank the Baldwin God, because William swoops down to save it. He plays Bruce Walker, a loose cannon cop who wants to stop Sandra (Pompeo) from getting too over her head. The action scenes are well filmed and William has dethroned Daniel as the sweatiest Baldwin, which is great!....Don't believe me? Take a look at this....
Don't take "Art Heist" too seriously and you'll have a good time.
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