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6/23/2019

Sniper: Ultimate Kill (2017)

Sniper: Ultimate Kill (2017)- * *1\2

Directed by: Cladio Fah

Starring: Chad Michael Collins, Tom Berenger, Joe Lando, Juan Calero, Felipe Calero, Danay Garcia, and Billy Zane









Our longtime friend Thomas Beckett (Berenger, of course) is now working for the DEA in Colombia. He’s down there because a drug lord named Jesus Morales (Juan Calero) is causing all sorts of havoc and mayhem by employing a sniper named El Diablo (Felipe Calero) to eliminate his enemies using the latest in high tech sniping technology. Beckett’s son Brandon (Collins), who is also an expert sniper (as you may remember if you’ve seen the latest spate of Sniper films) also travels to Colombia to try and take down Jesus Morales and El Diablo. Working with local agent Kate Estrada (Garcia) as well as John Samson (Lando), and, of course, Miller (Zane), will the power of everyone involved be enough to stop the sniper-on-sniper violence?

Here’s a question: why are there SEVEN Sniper movies to date? No, really. We demand answers. I want someone to explain to me why these stories need to be told over and over again. That, really is the main problem with this, the latest installment in the Sniper saga. It’s not a bad movie. It’s really not. It’s competently made, and delivers pretty much what you’d expect of a DTV Sniper movie from 2017. But that’s just it – I think it’s fair to say that this series has overstayed its welcome at this point, and even the movie at its best can’t overcome that. 



While it was nice to see both Berenger and Zane back together, they mostly stayed in an office capacity while young sniper Brandon got in on the action. Not to tempt any filmmakers out there who may be considering a Sniper 8, but we had an idea for what this movie should’ve been. The evil sniper puts Brandon in the hospital, so Berenger and Zane have to go back into the field even though they’re getting on in years, to put their combined skills together to get revenge and show they’re still the ultimate snipers. Well, the offer is on the table. Get in touch if you’re interested.

While Brandon is called “the best”, and he still calls his own father “Master Guns”, the problem is that Chad Michael Collins is still bland and faceless. You don’t know what he looks like even when you’re looking right at him. That aside, we do get some “bullet time” for a new generation, and there is a good amount of violence and nudity – probably because the filmmakers have to compete with big-budget Hollywood product like Shooter (2007) and Sicario (2015). Sometimes it tries to be overly slick, but not as bad as some other DTV outings we’ve seen.

We assume there has to be an audience for this, otherwise they wouldn’t keep making them. We applaud fan favorites Berenger and Zane for still even wanting to be involved. While, as we said, the movie itself isn’t bad, we can’t really recommend it unless you’re a die-hard Sniper fan. We suspect there’s only so much sniping a human being can reasonably stand.


Comeuppance Review by: Ty and Brett

5/10/2010

No Code Of Conduct (1998)


No Code Of Conduct (1998)-* *

Directed by: Bret Michaels

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Martin Sheen, Mark Dacascos, Joe Lando, Courtney Gains, Joe Estevez, and Bret Michaels












From the mind of the man who invented the song "Unskinny Bop" comes "No Code Of Conduct", his second directorial effort after A Letter From Death Row.

"Charles" Sheen as he liked to be called for 2 years (1997- to early 1999) was okay in this film. He plays a Cop On The Edge. He drinks too much and spends little time with his family etc. His father Martin is in it and plays a nothing role as his father. Joe Estevez of Money To Burn fame plays a helpful mechanic. The editing is very silly because there's always a "whoosh" sound before the scene starts. This was a lot better than 'Letter. So maybe Michaels is learning on the job as a director. We eagerly await his third feature and if current trends prevail, it should star Jonathan Bon Jovi or Franklin Muniz.

'Code is worth-seeing for "Charles", and also whatever happened for to Joe Lando? It seemed like in the 90s he was competing with Kevin Sorbo to be mainstream meatheads with similar names. I think we all know who won that battle...or do we?

Comeuppance review by: Ty