Sticks Of Death (1986)-* * *
AKA: Arnis: The Sticks Of Death
Directed by: Ave C. Caparas
Starring: Roland Dantes, Rosemarie Gill, Anita Linda, Mario Montenegro, and Rusty Santos
Johnny Guerrero (Dantes) is a guy on the mean streets of the Philippines
who tries to control his drug territory by night and plays basketball
with his team the Slumboys during the day. When his rival Ricky has him
shot, Johnny goes to his grandfather’s house in the countryside to
recuperate. While there, the old master teaches him the ways of Arnis,
or Stickfighting. After some rigorous training in this deadly art,
Johnny turns his life around and becomes a police officer. He even
brandishes a special weapon, a metal, unfoldable stick, much like a
baton. His passion for stickfighting continues after he finishes his
convalescence and enters the force, and he starts not only the first
stickfighting training classes in the academy, which prove to be
extremely popular, but also
inaugurates a large stickfighting competition. Under Johnny,
stickfighting goes from being practiced only in “the sticks” (heh heh)
to becoming huge. They have a character arc all their own.
Of
course, Johnny faces many obstacles along the way, and his quest for
revenge against Ricky still burns, especially since Ricky killed
Johnny’s father long ago. Also, his new girlfriend, Vicky Lopez, has a
father that doesn’t approve of him. Can Johnny use his expertise in
stickery to win the day?
One of the best things about Sticks of
Death is the dubbing. Presumably, since it’s being dubbed in English for
an English-speaking audience, you’d think that whoever dubbed it
wouldn’t have incredibly thick accents. One would believe they would get
some native English speakers to dub the film. Crazy, I know. But the
stilted dialogue and awkward syntax is really, really funny, so it all
works out.
The poverty of where they shot the
movie is emphasized, and it’s no surprise stickfighting was big, as it
is certainly a rural weapon. No technology needed. All you’ve got to
have is sticks. And some skill of course. Our main man Roland Dantes
based much of his career on stickfighting, as there is the movie under
review today, another one called Stick Fighter, and he plays the
stickfighting guy in Ron Marchini's Forgotten Warrior (1986). Apparently he also turns up in Under The Gun (1995), after he moved from the Philippines to Australia.
Dantes has probably done more than any other to spread the knowledge of
stickfighting around the world, and he should be recognized for that.
Also
it’s great how the filmmakers try to show that the sticks (of death)
are far superior to any weapon, including guns. If someone breaks out a
gun, Johnny just raps them on the wrist with his sticks and the gun goes
flying. Much like The Wiz, nobody beats the sticks.
Sadly,
this was director Ave
Caparas’ only directorial effort. It’s an example of true Filipino DIY
filmmaking, shot on the streets with many non-actors, and filled with
the smash-cuts and other rough-and-tumble qualities that come with the
territory. It can be compared in this regard to Search for Vengeance (1984),
among other examples. Though it was released in 1984, the whole film
has a very seventies vibe, with great outfits, mustaches, and notable
music, including a live disco band (is it the same one from Revenge of the Bushido Blade?) that does a pretty smokin’ eight-minute version of “Dancing in the Moonlight” that you won’t soon forget. The other music was done by Jun Francisco.
Much
like a McDonald’s Happy Meal toy from your childhood, Sticks of Death
is cheap but fun and provides a lot of winning entertainment against all
odds.
Comeuppance Review by: Ty and Brett
