Time Burst: The Final Alliance (1989)

 

Time Burst: The Final Alliance (1989)- *1\2

Directed by: Peter Yuval

Starring: David Scott King, Michi McGee, Douglas Harter, Richard Rogers, Gerard Okamura, and Beano

A guy inexplicably named Urbane (he's not) (King) is on the run. One minute he's in a plane crash with a bigwig antiques dealer named Rush (Rogers), and then a woman named Jane English (McGee), who is from 'The Agency' picks him up. Then there's a samurai swordfight from hundreds of years ago between a Japanese man and a mustachioed white guy who they call "White Man". It seems that some gangsters and baddies want "The Tablets", which contain the secret to immortality. The Master (Okamura) is the keeper of said tablets. Confusion ensues. Will Urbane and English accomplish whatever it is they've set out to accomplish? And, better question, will you care?


Oh Highlander (1986), what hath you wrought? First it was The Swordsman (1992), then, without explanation or warning, Gladiator Cop: The Swordsman 2 (1995), and now this. Just because Highlander did it doesn't mean YOU have to have immortal people with swords too. It's not just that the Highlander films had budgets behind them and this doesn't. It's more that Time Burst: The Final Alliance has a confusing and messy plot structure, no likable characters or development, and a lackluster "meh" quality to it all. This leads to a less-than-satisfying viewing experience. By the 'time' it was over, it felt like four hours had passed.



What exactly is a "time burst" anyway? Did anything burst in this film? I'm trying to remember. After you watch it, all recollection of having done so drains down the memory hole of your brain. For that matter, was there a "final alliance"? This title is just a melange of random words meant to trick you into renting it at the video store in the late 80's or early 90's.


The one positive we can point to here is the presence of Gerald Okamura and his voice. Any time he talks, things pick up. But that's just not enough to save a 93-minute jumble. Oh, and Douglas Harter's cameo. That was good too. Of the Peter Yuval films we've seen, Dead End City (1988), Firehead (1991), and this, Time Burst is definitely the weakest. Unlike Firehead, there's not even a Special Operations Computer Bank on hand, never mind Chris Lemmon. If you're familiar with AIP, the whole thing has an Armed For Action (1992) vibe - but, yet again, no Joe Estevez or even Rocky Patterson to liven things up.



TB:TFA has serious pacing problems. It's rarely clear what's going on, and the characters don't hook you in enough for you to really care. There's no one, central baddie to hiss at. Someone like Eric Roberts would have breathed much more life into the Urbane role. They couldn't afford Eric Roberts, but they could afford Beano. So, there's that.


The only reason to watch this film is if YOU are immortal and have lots of time to kill. For everyone else, it may be wise to steer clear of this particular Burst.

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