The Final Executioner (1984)-* *1\2
Directed by: Romolo Guerrieri
Starring: Harrison Muller Jr., Marina Costa, Renato Miracco, Karl Zinny, Cinzia Bonfantini, William Mang, and Woody Strode
Surely anyone reading this site is familiar with Italian
post-apocalyptic movies, and The Final Executioner certainly falls into
that sub-genre, but it is a decidedly second (or perhaps even
third)-tier entry. Just imagine 1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982) or The New Barbarians (1982) crossed with The Most Dangerous Game (1932) with a
dash of The Rules of the Game (1939).
After the nuclear
apocalypse, a class system developed. A privileged, non-contaminated
upper class, and the radiation-contaminated masses. Presumably to do
double duty as a really entertaining sport as well as cleanse the
population of “undesirables”, the rich invented a game: “The Hunt”,
where they let loose the unwashed masses and shoot them for fun. The
upper, hunting classes consist of Edra (Costa), Louis (Miracco), Evan
(Zinny), Melvin (?) and the flashy,
mercenary-style hunter Erasmus (Muller). One day, a disgruntled member
of the underclass decides to fight back. After the baddies kill his wife
(Bonfantini), Alan (Mang) becomes intent on revenge against the
hunters. Being an intellectual and having no fighting background, Sam
(Strode), a former New York City cop, extensively trains Alan in the
warrior arts. Will Alan and/or Sam wreak vengeance upon those snobby
“hunters”?
The director, Romolo Guerrieri, was a journeyman-type
director, having worked in many different genres over his long career,
delivering product to keep pace with the varying trends in Italian
cinema. You’d think someone with his filmmaking experience would have
noticed the weird, sluggish pace and nonsensicality of what he was
directing. Perhaps he DID notice this, so he gave the film a lot of
exploitative elements, plenty of sex, nudity, constant violence,
shooting, chases, blow-ups and even rape. Amazingly, this film is
still boring. It just goes to show, if you have zero character
development, the audience cannot become interested no matter how much
sleaze and violence you throw at them.
Thankfully, this does
have most of the hallmarks of the Italian post-nuke world we’ve come to
know and love: absurd dubbing, motorcycles and cars with crazy,
“futuristic” appliances on them, unbelievably wacky costumes and the
like. Interestingly, this also has a comment on the Italian class
system, using the apocalyptic wasteland as a backdrop for it. Perhaps
the filmmakers had Salo (1975) in mind, but the end product is junky and
uninspiring.
But it does have a nice electronic score, and it
is worth noting that the movie is called The Final Executioner, and
there is a scene with a flamethrower, recalling the two Exterminator
movies. Could that be a coincidence?
Released by Cannon, the VHS
in the U.S. was put on shelves featuring the memorable silver big
box. If you’re looking for a good example of Italian post-apocalypse
movies, this is not a good example to start off with, but the presences
of Harrison Muller Jr. and Woody Strode are among its redeeming
qualities.
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